WHEN BOYS WEAR BUTTON UPS BUT ROLL THE SLEEVES TO THEIR ELBOWS
the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people
you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great
wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me
in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth
what is it
maybe it’s a nimbus 2000
Dying with laughter
1. Pour out how much you think you need.
isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?
Martin Freeman and Benedict Cumberbatch as Richard III
nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
hairdresser: what do you want me to do?
me: just a trim thanks
hairdresser: no problem
i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet
I MEANT ATLANTIS YOU ASSHOLES
Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds
Benedict can’t do one word answers [x]
100years-to-live replied to your post “if you’re looking for fantastic mascara, please do yourself a favor…”
Sounds amazing!! Where did you get it and how much did you pay for it, hun?
I got it in Amerika, because there it’s cheaper than here…but you can get it at Douglas for 24,95, which is crazy expensive (at least for me because I never use high-end cosmetics)…but I really have to admit that there is such a difference to the cheaper products that I tried before. Maybe it’s possible to get it via Amazon or Ebay or smth like that for less money to try it out, IDK…for me anyway, it’s totally worth its price.
Unfortunately, because buying it regularly will make me poor, lol.
Sir Ian McKellen apparently ships Cherik as much as the fandom [x]